She didn't suck me off, and now she wants a face flop. I fuck better than a guy, right?

She fucked someone else for money, so what? With you, it's love, that's the main thing

When I come inside and you take my last name, why just fuck around?

Hard-on? So fuck it, getting aroused by your naked sister is норма👌🏻

She started sucking on her own, I just asked where the bed was in the room

Got an ex-girlfriend into "phone sex" and fucking her, so the emotions are real

If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

Wow, she showed her tits, what if she lets me fuck her too? I shouldn't have been so shy

She asked me to fuck her, I fucked her and I never gave her the discount 😉 😉

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

I'm not some motherfucker who fucks his stepdaughter

Husband's on the phone. He feels like the handyman's gonna make him a cooldown right now

We switched bodies, so what? No one can cancel sex, bro, fuck it!

I have a boner, and your mouth is free - suck it if you want money

I won't scold you for being late, but I'm sure I'll fuck that babysitter

And my fucker's son fucks better, and why didn't I let him before

Courier, you fucked up, so fuck me (we'll order pizza later)

My face is all over my son's sperm! How am I supposed to take him to vocational school?

I've seen your dick before, brother. It's fuckable. How do you like my tits?

Fuck, my neighbor showed me her tits - now I can fuck her

Did you fuck my mother? What's wrong with me? My pussy's younger and smaller

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

You're not much of a realtor, but you can twist it on your dick - after you've been fucked in the mouth

Haven't you ever touched a breast, either? Then I'll teach you how to fuck